Fat Guy in A China Buffet

Yesterday, my dad came home and started telling this stupid story about a fat guy at the China Buffet. He said he was hungry on his way home from work, so he stopped at China Buffet. The only guy besides him that was in there was this really uber-fat guy with sweatpants and an old tshirt on. By the time my dad was done eating one plate and some soup, the guy had gone back three times, and his plate was like not human size amounts of food. And everytime he went back he sat down and kind of sighed and looked at his food like he was on a mission from God. I can't describe it very well, since my dad was the one there, but that's what he told me. Fat people. Gets you every time.

My dad had another food-related story. He went to Burger King the day before that and he got one of the grease-markers they use to mark the sandwiches and ate half of it before he realized and got his money back.

May the Force be with you, 8 Lucky.