Top Three Songs With Most Unintelligible Lyrics

I'm not dissing these songs or anything, I'm just saying the lyrics don't make much sense.

3.The Police/King of Pain (1983, Synchronicity)

The first verse (and the second one that repeats it) kind of halfway make sense if you analyze it enough, and the chorus, but the rest is just "what?" . I mean, what's "a skeleton choking on a crust of bread" supposed to mean?

lyrics to King of Pain

2. The Cars/Good Times Roll (1978, The Cars)

This song is half terrible metaphor, half Ric Ocasek running out of things to rhyme. the musical part of it is good, though. What were you thinking, Ric?

lyrics to Good Times Roll

1. The Human League/ Sound of the Crowd (1981, Dare)

Here's the moment you've been waiting for, the song with the stupidest lyrics ever!

OK, so the chorus kind of makes sense. But not much.

lyrics to Sound of the Crowd

Well, there you have it. The worst song lyrics in my collection.

May the Force be with you, uh, I can't think of anybody, Sorry.