A Few Observations on Leather Pants

Let us discuss the importance of black leather pants in modern society. If we didn't have leather pants, would we have anything to make fun of for fat guys for wearing? Would bored and slightly creepy people *SARA* have anything to drool over in their spare time? NO! This is why we must preserve the leather pair of pants. For future generations. THINK OF YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN!!!!!! Don't let these cultural icons slip away!!!

May the Force be with you, hair bands and slaughtered cows.