Oh, yeah. Pirate Shirt.

Guess what?! I went to this solo competition thing for my saxophone, and I had to dress up, so I wore my black pants and my suit jacket and a tie, and all that normal fancy stuff. But this time... I also wore... a pirate shirt. Oh, it's so fluffy! The buttons are all sparkly! I love it. Yay pirates!

May the Force be with you, Captain Hook. And a bunch of other pirates.