You Wanna Know Who's Gonna Win The Super Bowl?

Well, I'm from Indiana, so you're probably expecting me to say the Colts, but no. Bears? No. Well, who's left? Well, we have Mr. World's Sexiest Purple Sparkly Vegetarian himself, PRINCE! He's gonna win. Not sure how, but with his mystical half-time show purple powers, he will. Oh, yes he will. You will see. YOU WILL ALL SEE! Mwoohahaha.

May the Force be with you, Prince