Very sparkly... and very deadly...

Ah, the Midwest. The place where you can have temperatures exceeding 100 degress in the summer and this crap in the winter. Oh, man, it sucks. We've just has like five days of snow and two days of freezing rain, the evilest form of precipitation. So I live in this glittering, smooth, and exceedingly dangerous landscape. Not willingly; I really wished I could survive the winter months somewhere else. But seeing we can't even get the car out of the drive, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.

May the Force be with You, flamingos.