Finally!... My dream!... Realized!... Uh, halfway, anyway.

My life's dream is to be covered in glitter. Well... I am glad to say I have gotten pretty close. :) I went to my friend Samantha's birthday party, and she has this BIG-ASS thing of glitter in her room, so I poured some of on myself. It was fun, but I slept on the couch and I got glitter all over the couch. That was bad. I mean, I could go for a sparkly couch, but I don't know too many other people who would. Hm... maybe Crayle.

The reason I say halfway is because I really wasn't covered in the stuff. What I want someday is to look like I got dipped in a vat of it. I can't find anybody who would do that for me, but I hope I do... someday. Yeah, I know, I'm weird.

By the way, if there's anyone out there who would...

May the Force be with you, sparkly people.