Breaking News: LIZZ WAKES UP WITH COOL HAIR, HAIR BECOMES NOT-COOL

Yesterday, I woke up... and my hair was al swoofy and awesome, with one part of it, swooped over to the other side and kind of hanging on the hair over there and I reached to touch this miracle of hair and it fell down, making one side of my hair all poofy, and the other normal, and looking thoroughly not-cool. So that sucked. But anyway, I had a spiffy day after that.

May the Force be with you, hair gods.