What about the second one?

Sure, we all know the first video shown on MTV in 1981 was Video Killed the Radio Star. You'd have to either be very stupid, or have pop-culture defiency syndrom not to know that. But what about number two?, you ask. Well, I have done some research and found that it was You Better Run by Pat Benetar. Just thought you'd like to know that. What expecting a video? Look it up on Youtube if you want to see it!! Lazy. Oh, stop complaining, I put the link there for you and everything. Sheesh.

May the Force be with you, Pat Benetar, and people living in the shadow of others everywhere.

Pretty Cool, Huh?

Look like a normal receipt to you? That's because it is. but check the date. That doesn't say '03, it says '83. This is the original receipt that I found was still with an album I bought not so long ago. The reason it's so white is because the scanner didn't scan it's true color. It's actually yellowed like it's supposed to be. This goes with my prized possesions, along with my bottle of Jolt. Did you know they still make that stuff? According to the receipt, the album was originally $6.99 without tax. I got it for $1.50. Good deal, eh? By the way, the album was Reach the Beach by The Fixx. Just thought you'd like to know that.

By the way, the ink is also supposed to be purple, but once again, my scanner was being stupid.

May the Force be with you, receipt people and The Fixx.

A Simple Question

Do famous people have garage sales? I mean, seriously, no reason why they shouldn't. It would just make them richer by a few dollars. And anyway, the people who bought thier crap could sell it on ebay for a bunch of money. I can see it now... "Bill Gates' old knee socks!!! Before he was famous!!!! Buy now or else someone else will get it!!!!" Then again, I don't think anybody would buy that. Also then again, there's a lot of suckers out there. One time, I saw a dude selling a tuna sandwich. Nothing special, the description read "pass it on, see how long it lasts!" Crazy.

May the Force be with you, Ebay people. And famous people.

A Few Quotes from Lizzard Lady's Modern Life

There was a Fresh Prince marathon on the other night, so that's where all those came from.


Will:"Carlton, this is a photo assignment, not a Prince video." - The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air


Carlton:"Having breakfast with Rico Sauve?" - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air


"... and suddenly you're standing next to Rico Sauve in line..." - radio commercial for online dating


"Ya makin lasagna?" - my aunt.



May the Force be with you, um... quote people.

What do crackers and Modern English have to do with eachother? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!

They have featured the song "I Melt With You" by Modern English in several Ritz cracker commercials. It's weird, because the song has nothing to do with crackers, even remotely. I mean crackers do not "melt in your mouth." It's a good song though.

May the Force be with you, Modern English and Ritz cracker dudes.

A Confusing Box

Today, I saw a very confusing box in the garage, when we were cleaning it out for our garage sale. WE found the most awesome things. We found two Ghostbusters 2 lunchboxes, and a Pobbles lunchbox from '86. We also found a bunch of Smurf stuff, and the confusing box of which I speak. The box said:

New York brand

Texas toast

Product of Canada

Columbus, OH

A Lancaster Colony Company

WHAT.

May the Force be with you, Papa Smurf.

A Sad Tale of a Suicidal Hamster

My friend Beca once had a hamster. His name was Mouse-mouse. But that's not the hamster I'm talking about. I'm talking about my friend Ali's hamster. He was the suicidal hamster. I would watch him as he climbed to the top of his birdcage (the hamster cage was too small for him.), and then drop himself off. Ali also has about 10 cats ( not joking!), and he climbed out before, so they had to seal the birdcage with horizontal wire. But somehow, he got out again, and we never saw him again. I think he knew. I think he craved freedom so much, he would do anything to claim it, even take his own life. *sniff* Well, I would kill myself , too, if my name was Pompom.

May the Force be with you, and rest in peace (and, sadly, peices), Pompom.