Finally!... My dream!... Realized!... Uh, halfway, anyway.

My life's dream is to be covered in glitter. Well... I am glad to say I have gotten pretty close. :) I went to my friend Samantha's birthday party, and she has this BIG-ASS thing of glitter in her room, so I poured some of on myself. It was fun, but I slept on the couch and I got glitter all over the couch. That was bad. I mean, I could go for a sparkly couch, but I don't know too many other people who would. Hm... maybe Crayle.

The reason I say halfway is because I really wasn't covered in the stuff. What I want someday is to look like I got dipped in a vat of it. I can't find anybody who would do that for me, but I hope I do... someday. Yeah, I know, I'm weird.

By the way, if there's anyone out there who would...

May the Force be with you, sparkly people.

Possibly the most awesome sandwich in sandwich history.

Yeah, that's right. Bask in it's glow. And it's mine. All mine. OK, bottom- English muffin. Next comes the bacon. Then the avocados. And then... the cheese. Just makes it all worthwhile. Sorry the pictures so fuzzy, I was too distracted by the sandwich and forgot to adjust the setting on my camera. Either that or the sanwiches omnipotent shine could've interfered with my camera. Yeah. Psh. I could believe that.

Well, actually, it's not really a sandwich. No top. *strokes imaginary facial hair* But if I put another English muffinizzle up top it would overpower everything else. Hmmm... oh! I've got a solution! It's an open-faced sandwich. :)

May the Force be with you, sandwich people.