Coincedence? Or Are the Aliens trying to Tell Me Something?

Okay this is really weird. It has happened over the last few days, and it's pretty creepy. The days are seperated by athe lines of asterisks.

1. I get a page of trivia emailed to me daily, and one of them was about San Fransisco, California.
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2. Me and my mom were driving to the school so I could take the bus to the Acedemic Competition, and "California Girls" was on the radio.
3. There was a math problem involving California.
4. I was bored and listened to my radio at the competition. Guess what was on the radio? "Hotel California."
5. In this cheesy sci-fi movie from the 80s, the kid in the movie says to the alien that's flying him home in his spaceship, "yeah, first we'll fly over California..."
6. There was an advertisement for California Raisins on a park bench in Back to the Future.
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7. I was cleaning my room and a picture album I was getting rid of was made in California.


I LIVE IN INDIANA.

May the Force be with you, Arnold Swarshchenagger(is that how you spell it?)

Another Disturbing Resemblance

Dick Cheney and Billy Idol

Well, the mouth anyway.

Click below to see the original Disturbing Resemblance. http://jedilizard.blogspot.com/2006/03/disturbing-resemblance.html

May the Force be with you, Dick Cheney and Billy Idol.

Grills: The New Ice Ice Baby?

I was in the car with Ali and her mom the other day and she listens to totally different stuff than what I do. I listen to 80s stuff, mostly New Wave, and she listens to rap and hip-hop and crap like that. So that one grills song came on and all this time I'm thinking about how everybody thought Ice Ice Baby was the shiznit when it came out in 1990, and now, 15 years later, we finally come to a realization that it's actually pretty stupid. That's what I predict is gonna happen to Grills. It's a stupid song, but nobody realizes this, except for my awesome superior mind. Okay, that was the daily prediction from Lizzard the Prophet.

May the Force be with you, whoever does the Grills song.

But You Wanna Be Bad!

I've had Beat It stuck in my head for...6 consecutive days now. It's always playing in the back of my mind. Really bothers me. Well, at least it's from when Micheal Jackson was cool. Plus it's kinda you know...WEIRD when I'm always mumbling something like "they told you don't you ever come around here... don't wanna see your face you better dissapear... the fire's in their eyes and their words are very clear so beat it... just beat it." Then again, I consider weird sort of a compliment. For me anyway.

THEY TOLD YOU DON'T YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE

DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE YOU BETTER DISSAPEAR

THE FIRE'S IN THEIR EYES AND THEIR WORDS ARE VERY CLEAR SO BEAT IT

JUST BEAT IT

YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER DO WHAT YOU CAN

DON'T WANNA SEE NO BLOOD DON'T BE A MACHO MAN

YOU WANNA BE TOUGH BETTER DO WHAT YOU CAN SO BEAT IT

BUT YOU WANNA BE BAD!

JUST BEAT IT!

BEAT IT!

NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED!

SHOWIN HOW FUNKY

STRONG IS YOUR FIGHT

IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHO'S WRONG OR RIGHT

JUST BEAT IT

THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU BETTER LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN

DON'T WANNA BE A BOY YOU WANNA BE A MAN

YOU WANNA STAY ALIVE BETTER DO WHAT YOU CAN SO BEAT IT

JUST BEAT IT

YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE REALLY NOT SCARED

YOU'RE PLAYIN WITH YOUR LIFE THIS A'INT NO TRUTH OR DARE

THEY'LL KICK YOU AND THEY'LL BEAT YOU AND THEY'LL TELL YOU IT'S FAIR SO BEAT IT

BUT YOU WANNA BE BAD!

JUST BEAT IT!

BEAT IT!

NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED!

SHOWIN HOW FUNKY

STRONG IS YOUR FIGHT

IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHO'S WRONG OR RIGHT

JUST BEAT IT!

BEAT IT!

NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED

SHOWIN HOW FUNKY

STRONG IS YOUR FIGHT

IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHO'S WRONG OR RIGHT

JUST BEAT IT!!!!!!!!

wow. glad i got that outta my system. here. click on this link if you have Real Player.

May the Force be with you, Micheal Jackson.

Mouthpieces. Very High on the List of Things You Do NOT Want to Smell.

At least when they're dirty anyway. They're ok when they're new. I know this because I was just cleaning the mouthpeice on my beautiful saxophone Adolphe (named after Adolphe Sax, who invented the saxophone, not the Nazi leader). It was really nasty. Just thought you'd like to know if you don't already... DON'T SMELL WOODWIND MOUTHPEICES or old reeds. They don't smell so good either.

May the Force be with you, Adolphe (my saxophone.)

And Now for Something Completely Different.

Canadian Bacon= Madonna. In disguise.

May the Force be with you, ZTB (don't ask) and Madonna.

Stupid Restraining Order

Stalker
Pt. I (Hunter)

I know when you're awake.
I know when you sleep.
But you don't know I'm there.
You cannot see me
I am invisible
A phantom on the air
Watching
I know when you get home
And I know where you live
I know you
But you don't know me.
You are my life, my obsession
But to you I am the unnoticed face in you rear-view mirror
As you drive "home".
Where even there you are not safe from
My eyes

Waiting

Wishing

Watching

Always watching

Pt.II (Hunted)

An aura of melancholy

Floats above my head

Like a crooked halo

Everything seems normal

But what is normal, anyway?

Walking home, I hear footsteps

Echo my own

I turn to face no one

I am prey

With an unseen predator

Nervous

Shaken

I hear voices at night

Fading in the twilight of dawn

My imagination

Feeding on the thoughts of my

Troubled mind?

But they seem so real...

No, I'm just

Nervous

Shaken

Haunted by some invisible prescense

Hunted by a phantom of the night.

Creepy, huh?

May the Force be with you, stalkers and stalkees everywhere.