"You know, it's true what they say.  Nostrils really are the windows to the soul." -  Wings, spoken by Lowell 
 
"Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?"- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure  
 
"No!  Never eat that!"- my brother John (age 9), Christmas video 1996, spoken to a dog 
 
"Slimy?!  Mudhole?!  My home this is!"- Star Wars, Ep. V, spoken by Yoda 
 
"Who you callin' scruffy?"- Star Wars, Ep. IV, spoken by Han Solo  
 
"... cookin' MCs like a pound o' bacon!"- Vanilla Ice/ Ice Ice Baby 
 
"You ain't bad, you ain't nothin'!"- 'Bad' video!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
"Who do ya think?! Bolivians !" Back to the Future (Pt. I),  spoken by Doc 
 
"And here you got Spanish class, which is mostly guacomole, chips, and salsa."- Encino Man, spoken by Stony. 
 
"... I'm up to here with cool, okay?  I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.  I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, pg. 75 (I think; please don't sue me), spoken by Zaphod 
 
"Seriously is there anything better than eating microwave burritos and watching 'Simpson's reruns at one o' clock in the morning?"- 'Foxtrot' comic, spoken by Peter  
 
" 'Ello."- the Labyrinth worm. 
 
May the Force be with you, um, people on this list.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
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