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1/27/2007

Thoughts on Labyrinth IV: Ludo!!!

Well, let's see. Ludo is a very underappreciated guy. So, um, he gets his own post here. That's right, I will actually stray from the subject of Jareth for once. Okay, take a minute to wake up from your shock-induced coma. Here we go.
Abominable Snowman +
Wookie +

Rhonoceris = ...
LUDO!!!!
W00t w00t.
May the Force be with you, Ludo.

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1/22/2007

You Wanna Know Who's Gonna Win The Super Bowl?

Well, I'm from Indiana, so you're probably expecting me to say the Colts, but no. Bears? No. Well, who's left? Well, we have Mr. World's Sexiest Purple Sparkly Vegetarian himself, PRINCE! He's gonna win. Not sure how, but with his mystical half-time show purple powers, he will. Oh, yes he will. You will see. YOU WILL ALL SEE! Mwoohahaha.

May the Force be with you, Prince

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1/17/2007

Random Quotes

"You know, it's true what they say. Nostrils really are the windows to the soul." - Wings, spoken by Lowell
"Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?"- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"No! Never eat that!"- my brother John (age 9), Christmas video 1996, spoken to a dog
"Slimy?! Mudhole?! My home this is!"- Star Wars, Ep. V, spoken by Yoda
"Who you callin' scruffy?"- Star Wars, Ep. IV, spoken by Han Solo
"... cookin' MCs like a pound o' bacon!"- Vanilla Ice/ Ice Ice Baby
"You ain't bad, you ain't nothin'!"- 'Bad' video!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who do ya think?! Bolivians !" Back to the Future (Pt. I), spoken by Doc
"And here you got Spanish class, which is mostly guacomole, chips, and salsa."- Encino Man, spoken by Stony.
"... I'm up to here with cool, okay? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, pg. 75 (I think; please don't sue me), spoken by Zaphod
"Seriously is there anything better than eating microwave burritos and watching 'Simpson's reruns at one o' clock in the morning?"- 'Foxtrot' comic, spoken by Peter
" 'Ello."- the Labyrinth worm.
May the Force be with you, um, people on this list.

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1/08/2007

Holy Crap.

O my god, David Bowie's sixty today! Alright, that's the end of the post.

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The Goblin King gets what he wants. Fear him, love him, do as he says, and he will be your slave!!!!!!!! No, wait. Not yours. Mine.