Thoughts on Labyrinth II: What's With the Whip?

Link to "Thoughts on Labyrinth: God, Sara, You're So Stupid!"

The character Jareth played by David Bowie in Labyrinth is definetely an evil dude. But one would consider him the intellectual villian, not the kind of person who would torture people in the basement of his palace. I have no idea as to if the Castle Beyond the Goblin City even has a basement, but that's OK, you get the picture. {The Alamo doesn't have a basement either.} Well, he might lock them in one of his oubliettes, but he won't torture them firsthand. Then I want an explanation as to why he carries a whip around for most of the movie. I think the only scene in which he doesn't have it would be the "Dance Magic" scene. What's up with that? Did they just write it in because they thought it was sexy? (Well, it kinda is, but oh well.) Help me out here!

May the Force be with you, Mr. Goblin King, sir.

{Kinda brings to mind "SexyBack", doesn't it? Or is that just me?}

Behold His Glory: The Jareth Post

Like it? I do. I like it a lot. I could get like mundo-more, but that would take me like two hours and I would keep getting distracted. Plus, I got homework, and I'm already distracted enough.

So, I must leave. Look forward to more Jareth posts in the future.

May the Force be with you, David Bowie in all your hotness.

Thoughts on Labyrinth: "God, Sara, You're So STUPID!!!!!!!!"

Ever watched Labyrinth? You know, that movie with David Bowie in tight pants, makeup, and the hottest wig ever? Yeah, that one. Well, I think Sara is stupid in that movie. You know that part where they're dancing in the bubble and "As the World Falls Down" is playing? And she runs away????? What a dolt!!!!!!!!!! Well, I wouldn't run away. I'd be smart. I'd be all like "Forget about the stupid kid. Take me back to your palace, Jareth. He was annoying anyway." Well, I guess she doesn't know a good thing when she sees it. Or maybe she's just STUPID !!!!!!!

May the Force be with you, Goblin King.

*note the words at the bottom of the page*