Thoughts on Labyrinth: "God, Sara, You're So STUPID!!!!!!!!"

Ever watched Labyrinth? You know, that movie with David Bowie in tight pants, makeup, and the hottest wig ever? Yeah, that one. Well, I think Sara is stupid in that movie. You know that part where they're dancing in the bubble and "As the World Falls Down" is playing? And she runs away????? What a dolt!!!!!!!!!! Well, I wouldn't run away. I'd be smart. I'd be all like "Forget about the stupid kid. Take me back to your palace, Jareth. He was annoying anyway." Well, I guess she doesn't know a good thing when she sees it. Or maybe she's just STUPID !!!!!!!

May the Force be with you, Goblin King.

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